osman is back but no one is too excited ahaha

REPORTED BY OSMAN
Full Time: ODS 6 - 1 Church Team(Half time: 4 - 0)
Scorers: Osman (x03), Irwin(x01), Kim Chuan(x01), Liang Han(x01)
Man Of Match: Mark Penu

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My sincere apologies for this late yet significant report. As both the reporters have decided to emancipate themselves from responsibilities, I have to ,yet again, come to the fore and salvage this impossible situation(sounds like a football game).

ODS vs I’ve got no clue Team

After all the fanfare about me starting as leftback, Elango, our Captain, put to rest the mutiny that seems unfounded or I presumed, crumbled under the intense pressure of the ODS committee backlash.

Lineup- Not sure, ask Elango

Game on, opponents were still wondering around the pitch trying to spell
F-O-O-T-B-A-L-L when we started our first attack. Unluckily, our left mid Osman was unable to convert after spellbindingly beat 3 men albeit the keeper.It was just a matter of time before we took the lead, Liang Han shielding his marker before giving a pinpoint cross to his partner Osman to volley it home.1-0.

5 minutes later, a typical ODS move from defence to attack involving Hairy and Osman led to an early cross which Liang Han was unable to convert but it was bundled over by a suspiciously ‘off-side’ Irwin. With facial expression included. 2-0.

Liang Han converted a Penalty to make it 3-0 after one of the opposing defender decided to play beachball thinking that he was in close proximity of East Coast beach.

Halftime ensued soon after.

Kim Chuan managed a brilliant chip after a series of chances were wasted at the beginning of the second half.4-0
Soon after, Liang Han took over with his infamous ‘arrrrggghh’ call of cramps(not in labour, we checked). In between the opponent scored a consolation from cross by their left mid and the striker converted easily. Liang Han continued to belch his cramp scream again, only difference is this time he did not come back into field of play after players on both side laughed hysterically at his ill-fated antics.

Osman took over in the last 5 mins with 2 goals; one was a delightful 30 m chip and the other a sizzling lob over the stranded keeper, to complete his comeback hattrick.6-1

Note: Liang Han ‘virgin’ cramps in ages. Due to 18-holes of golf in the morning.He said he would not trade golf for anything in the world. Arrrrgghhh…….